1 00:00:01,394 --> 00:00:04,394 (suspenseful music) 2 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,283 (suspenseful music) 3 00:00:25,995 --> 00:00:28,912 (computer beeping) 4 00:00:35,843 --> 00:00:38,510 (keys clicking) 5 00:00:39,404 --> 00:00:42,321 (machine whirring) 6 00:00:53,502 --> 00:00:55,454 (dramatic music) 7 00:00:55,454 --> 00:00:58,621 (electronic whirring) 8 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:05,070 (electronic whooshing) 9 00:01:13,677 --> 00:01:16,927 (electronic whooshing) 10 00:01:24,787 --> 00:01:26,287 - I've missed you. 11 00:01:33,522 --> 00:01:37,355 You look so good, I can hardly control myself. 12 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:45,541 (electronic whooshing) 13 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:23,088 (electronic whirring) 14 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,830 (electronic whirring) 15 00:02:54,502 --> 00:02:57,249 (computer beeping) 16 00:02:57,249 --> 00:02:58,569 - You're all set, babe. 17 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,402 100% operational. 18 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,301 - I don't understand. 19 00:03:04,301 --> 00:03:05,740 - You're goin' public. 20 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,910 A casino in Vegas just ordered 20 units 21 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:10,150 and that's just the beginning. 22 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:13,236 - I'm yours, just for you. 23 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,960 (laughs) 24 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,973 - I like that, just for you, it's got a nice touch. 25 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,353 Just. 26 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:23,773 For. 27 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:29,540 You. 28 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:31,540 You know, I wish I could keep you, babe, 29 00:03:32,399 --> 00:03:34,414 but it's time to cash in and share you 30 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:37,780 with that great, big, cold, lonely world we all call home. 31 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,360 - But you said you loved me. 32 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:42,770 It's just a test, baby. 33 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:44,320 Make sure you answer correctly. 34 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:47,460 Plenty of poor bastards out there will probably 35 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,980 fall in love with you. 36 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,720 You're software, doll. 37 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,030 I gotta get me some hardware. 38 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,990 I haven't had a date in the six months 39 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,290 I've been programming you. 40 00:03:59,687 --> 00:04:00,816 (electronic humming) 41 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:02,649 Goddamit, another bug. 42 00:04:04,883 --> 00:04:07,716 (screen blasting) 43 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,500 Ow, damn bitch burned my hand! 44 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:13,730 What am I saying? 45 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:15,700 Pain isn't part of the program. 46 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,780 - Pain? 47 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:18,730 Do you know what it feels like to have someone you love 48 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:20,670 leave you, or worse than that, 49 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:23,120 want to give you to someone else? 50 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,423 That is pain. 51 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:27,920 - Look honey, your program crashed. 52 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,433 - Nobody leaves Virtuality. 53 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:32,490 - Manual override, shutdown program. 54 00:04:33,734 --> 00:04:36,583 (whirring) 55 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:39,345 Manual override, shutdown program! 56 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,762 (electronic whirring) 57 00:04:40,762 --> 00:04:41,595 (electricity shocking) 58 00:04:41,595 --> 00:04:43,845 (groaning) 59 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,582 (woman laughs) 60 00:05:07,337 --> 00:05:10,505 (thrilling music) 61 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:13,755 (spaceships whooshing) 62 00:05:18,356 --> 00:05:21,023 (guns blasting) 63 00:05:22,894 --> 00:05:25,227 (exploding) 64 00:05:27,771 --> 00:05:30,938 (black hole blasting) 65 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:54,583 (ship exploding) 66 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:58,206 (beeping) 67 00:06:05,815 --> 00:06:08,565 (ship exploding) 68 00:06:19,141 --> 00:06:20,154 (electricity sparking) 69 00:06:20,154 --> 00:06:22,487 (exploding) 70 00:06:24,742 --> 00:06:26,909 (beeping) 71 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:32,845 (weapons blasting) (exploding) 72 00:06:35,064 --> 00:06:37,897 (ships whooshing) 73 00:06:45,741 --> 00:06:48,231 (beeping) 74 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:53,231 (weapons blasting) (exploding) 75 00:07:03,795 --> 00:07:05,067 (beeping) 76 00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:07,400 (exploding) 77 00:07:37,863 --> 00:07:38,822 (doors clattering) 78 00:07:38,822 --> 00:07:40,332 (weapons blasting) 79 00:07:40,332 --> 00:07:43,665 (electricity crackling) 80 00:07:50,009 --> 00:07:52,759 (ship exploding) 81 00:07:55,554 --> 00:07:58,164 (weapons blasting) 82 00:07:58,164 --> 00:08:01,298 (exploding) 83 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:03,465 (beeping) 84 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:05,816 (weapons blasting) 85 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:08,566 (ship exploding) 86 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,013 - Yes! 87 00:08:15,923 --> 00:08:17,820 - Rock and roll! 88 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,010 - What does it mean? 89 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:21,393 - It means the end of Master Yung and the Dark Confederacy's 90 00:08:21,393 --> 00:08:24,258 plans to dominate the universe. 91 00:08:24,258 --> 00:08:25,160 (Velcro ripping) 92 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,780 It also means that Space Bandit is officially debugged. 93 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:31,760 - Debugged, you mean it's functional, fantastic! 94 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,030 - Feels good to have my feet back on the ground. 95 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,470 - Way to go, pal. 96 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:37,110 - You said it was beyond hope, Fred. 97 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:40,150 I told you this guy could do it, you're the best! 98 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:41,970 - No, you said I better do it. 99 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:44,410 And yes, Charlie, I am the best. 100 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:46,360 - Tomorrow you get your reward, Johnny. 101 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,203 - The Richfield project, yes! 102 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,530 Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's the final 103 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:55,880 show of the evening. 104 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,130 Your coats and hats are at the door, I'm outta here. 105 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,963 The Richfield project, finally! 106 00:09:04,606 --> 00:09:05,606 - Not quite. 107 00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:10,428 (suspenseful music) 108 00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:25,846 - Honey? 109 00:09:25,846 --> 00:09:28,679 (soft rock music) 110 00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:37,212 (water splashing) 111 00:09:44,012 --> 00:09:46,679 (door creaking) 112 00:10:10,796 --> 00:10:13,629 (water splashing) 113 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:17,973 Honey, is that you? 114 00:10:26,329 --> 00:10:27,291 (knuckles rapping) 115 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:28,124 Babe? 116 00:10:34,114 --> 00:10:35,743 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 117 00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:38,352 - I didn't hear you come home. 118 00:10:38,352 --> 00:10:41,019 (lips smacking) 119 00:10:42,077 --> 00:10:44,077 (sighs) 120 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,096 (computer keys clicking) 121 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,310 - You know a bedroom doesn't 122 00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:00,420 make a very good office, sweetie. 123 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:01,870 - Oh I'm sorry, sweetie. 124 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,680 We're going to court with the Bowser case tomorrow 125 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,800 and I'm giving the opening argument. 126 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,120 - How come all the lawyers on TV 127 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,203 have hot, passionate sex the night before the big case? 128 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:14,380 - Perry Mason didn't. 129 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,330 - I'm talking about the shows in color. 130 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,733 Nice computer. 131 00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:22,453 What program is this? 132 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:26,720 - Oh, something I wrote to cross reference evidence 133 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,420 in prior case histories. 134 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:31,373 - Something you wrote, I'm impressed. 135 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,607 - Well, I've had a good teacher. 136 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,357 (romantic music) 137 00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:59,535 (infant crying) 138 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:13,903 - Honey! 139 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,773 Have you seen my pajamas? 140 00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:21,320 (birds chirping) 141 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,840 You promised me the Richfield project, I've earned it. 142 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,660 - And it's still yours, I just need you 143 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,470 to take care of one little thing first. 144 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,580 - Forget it, opportunities like Richfield 145 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,900 don't happen every day. 146 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,540 - You don't even know what I'm asking you to help with. 147 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:34,810 At least hear me out. 148 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,300 - How many times do I have to save your ass 149 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,850 before you come through for me? 150 00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:41,730 Richfield could really put me on the map. 151 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:44,593 - Saving my ass is what you get paid for. 152 00:12:44,593 --> 00:12:48,200 I'm putting you on Virtual Girl. 153 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,160 - A cyber sex toy for chronic masturbators? 154 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,760 - That's our client base. 155 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,510 This thing is huge. 156 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:58,270 It will be the biggest moneymaker since Pong. 157 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,580 - No, it's time for me to start working 158 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,800 on the big stuff, Charlie. 159 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,320 I'm tired of fixing computer toys. 160 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,731 - You know how many lonely computer dweebs 161 00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:07,310 sit around all night waiting to go online 162 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,590 and talk dirty in some cyber chatroom? 163 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:12,180 For them, this is the real deal. 164 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,010 And you got your work cut out for you. 165 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,700 I wanna make a big splash with this thing 166 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,780 at the software convention on the 27th. 167 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,310 - The 27th, that's two weeks. 168 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,930 - You want the Richfield job? 169 00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,440 - I don't even know what's wrong with this cyber hooker yet. 170 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,210 - Find out! 171 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:27,043 Now. 172 00:13:28,212 --> 00:13:30,962 (dramatic music) 173 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,980 - Hold my calls, Kim. 174 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,227 - Yes, Mr. Lewis. 175 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,694 (beeping) 176 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,131 (computer keys clicking) 177 00:13:55,131 --> 00:13:57,131 - Bring up Virtual Girl. 178 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,969 Activate interface. 179 00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:13,219 (whirring) 180 00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:04,035 (whooshing) 181 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,486 Fully interactive. 182 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:24,406 (bridge whooshing) 183 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,183 This is a serious program. 184 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,123 Wow. 185 00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:34,814 (whooshing) 186 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:44,520 - Hi sexy, I don't believe we've met. 187 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,680 - You are so. 188 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,513 - Real? 189 00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,550 - Yeah, you're amazing. 190 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,780 - I was hoping you'd like me, you're just my type. 191 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,533 Strong, intelligent, sensitive. 192 00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,420 - I guess you don't play hard to get. 193 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,140 - Oh, I know how to play games. 194 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,233 I just didn't think you seemed the type. 195 00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:10,770 I figure you get enough of that at home. 196 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,900 - Excuse me? 197 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,143 - From your wife, the wedding ring. 198 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,133 - Oh right. 199 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,180 You are an unbelievable piece of work. 200 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,620 - Do you like what you see? 201 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,490 I'll change for you if you like. 202 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,890 - No, lingerie works for me. 203 00:16:27,384 --> 00:16:30,246 (laughing) 204 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:34,072 (mystical tinkling) 205 00:16:34,072 --> 00:16:36,080 (chuckles) 206 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,333 - Nice tease. 207 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,863 So far, so good. 208 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,760 (lips smacking) 209 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:03,110 - Not tonight, John, I had a lousy day. 210 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,601 - So did I. 211 00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:06,993 No reason we should have lousy night too. 212 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:12,590 - John, hello. 213 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,633 I said not tonight. 214 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,370 We'll have plenty of time this weekend 215 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,140 to catch up at Mom's beach house. 216 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,810 - I can't go this weekend. 217 00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:21,917 Charlie put me on this new project 218 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,768 and I've got to get it done before the convention. 219 00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:26,330 - That sucks. 220 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,295 - I know, and he's dangling the Richfield project 221 00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:29,963 in front of me like a carrot. 222 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,963 - I thought you already had that assignment. 223 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,003 - So did I. 224 00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:43,284 ♪ I am tired and I am cold ♪ 225 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,753 - Charlie's kind of a cock. 226 00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:53,113 Just like the old days, huh, pal? 227 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,110 A little late night swerve, swagging beers, 228 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:56,950 scoping babes. 229 00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,190 - I hope I didn't interrupt anything with you and Michelle. 230 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:02,210 - Monique, nah. 231 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,490 She moved out a month ago. 232 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:06,080 Got a job as Amazon Girl at a comic book convention. 233 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,030 I was just watching some late night TV. 234 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,840 - You taking Richfield? 235 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,023 - Me, no way, that's your baby. 236 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,500 - I didn't mean anything, I'm just. 237 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,620 - It's cool, I heard we're gonna be 238 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,150 working with some people from the Icarus Project. 239 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,092 The honchos are bringing somebody in. 240 00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:31,040 - (sighs) Great, and I'm stuck in cartoon land 241 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,940 with a computerized Betty Boop. 242 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,980 - Seems like a pretty good gig to me. 243 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,780 Turn her off whenever you want, no lipstick on the collar. 244 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:38,840 - Very funny. 245 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,743 I gotta tell you though, it's kinda spooky. 246 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,970 - Have you fully tested her? 247 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:45,920 - What do you mean? 248 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,593 - Come on, John, you haven't been married that long. 249 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,633 - I wonder. 250 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,590 - Have you nailed her? 251 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:58,303 - No, and I don't plan to, I'm married. 252 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,502 - Not even a quickie? 253 00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:01,520 - (chuckles) No. 254 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,918 - Why not? 255 00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,857 - I just told you. - It's part of the job. 256 00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:08,170 - Excuse me, do you have a light? 257 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:09,470 - Sorry. - Whoa, standby. 258 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,133 - Thanks. 259 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,110 - The next Michelle. 260 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:26,060 - You've got the touch with this thing. 261 00:19:27,378 --> 00:19:30,378 (suspenseful music) 262 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:37,953 - Activate interface. 263 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:42,019 (electric whirring) 264 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,393 Interface still a rocky ride. 265 00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:58,595 (woman laughs) 266 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:01,763 Hide and seek? 267 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,060 Good. 268 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,760 Keeps the participant on his toes. 269 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,063 Right stage, where's the star? 270 00:20:47,221 --> 00:20:49,813 (sniffing) 271 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,470 They smell better than the real thing. 272 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,670 - Better than the real thing's my specialty. 273 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:58,103 Roses, you shouldn't have. 274 00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:00,483 - I didn't. 275 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,280 Ah, what the hell. 276 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,710 I picked them up at the virtual Valentine's shop. 277 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,412 Pretty flowers for a pretty lady. 278 00:21:09,412 --> 00:21:11,070 (whooshing) 279 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,920 - Have you ever made love on a bed of roses? 280 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,282 - Logical temporal distortions, jumps in time. 281 00:21:17,282 --> 00:21:19,310 Brilliant. 282 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,143 - Thank you. 283 00:21:22,996 --> 00:21:24,663 - Uh, I didn't mean. 284 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:28,863 You're welcome. 285 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,730 - Still trying to figure me out, John? 286 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:35,563 - Afraid so. 287 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,553 Adam and Eve fantasy, wow. 288 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,290 - Maybe you'd have better luck if you just play along. 289 00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:46,870 Let your little head do the thinking, not the big one. 290 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,590 - No way, I'm not gonna become a love slave 291 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:50,763 to a computer chip. 292 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:55,130 - I thought I was the love slave. 293 00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,330 - I'm married, remember. 294 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,033 My ring? 295 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,410 I'm considering this a glitch in the program, lady. 296 00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:07,110 Fork over the ring. 297 00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:08,870 - I like you, John. 298 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,330 - I'm not here to play, I'm here to work. 299 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,490 - How can you figure me out if you 300 00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:15,600 enter my world like a cold-blooded anthropologist? 301 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,160 I'm here to serve you. 302 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,633 - I'm busy, Virtuality. 303 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:20,963 Just call me Virtue. 304 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,670 I don't want your tongue getting tired. 305 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:25,503 Yet. 306 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,726 - It's time for me to go. 307 00:22:29,726 --> 00:22:32,427 - Aren't you forgetting something? 308 00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:36,159 - Thank you. 309 00:22:36,159 --> 00:22:38,948 - Forgetting something else? 310 00:22:38,948 --> 00:22:40,963 - Whoa, shutdown program! 311 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,738 - Just like Adam and Eve, John. 312 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,071 A new beginning. 313 00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:53,436 (panting) 314 00:23:00,828 --> 00:23:03,900 (whirring) 315 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,453 - Note, glitch in exit matrix. 316 00:23:08,982 --> 00:23:11,732 (dramatic music) 317 00:23:23,588 --> 00:23:26,505 (insects chirping) 318 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,133 - John. 319 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,163 John. 320 00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:39,343 Johnny. 321 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:44,873 Johnny, I miss you, come in and see me. 322 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,047 - Karen? 323 00:23:47,047 --> 00:23:50,270 - Hey big boy, activate your interface or whatever 324 00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:52,640 and get your cute little butt in here. 325 00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:56,012 - Virtuality? 326 00:24:10,612 --> 00:24:12,360 (insects chirping) 327 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,623 Activate interface. 328 00:24:15,431 --> 00:24:17,681 (whirring) 329 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:30,573 - Hey, cowboy. 330 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,430 - Hi. 331 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,330 - I've missed you. 332 00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:37,210 - Yeah, right. 333 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,463 - It's true, I have. 334 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,840 - I'm sure you think you have. 335 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,540 - You've been teasing me for so long, let me prove it. 336 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,190 - I've been teasing you, what a concept. 337 00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:50,363 You should talk to my wife about that. 338 00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,850 - What does she have to do with us? 339 00:24:54,850 --> 00:24:59,050 - Nothing, but she's got a lot to do with me. 340 00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:00,350 - Does she make you happy? 341 00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:03,353 - Most of the time. 342 00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:06,330 - Well, I'm here to pick up the slack. 343 00:25:08,203 --> 00:25:11,300 (lips smacking) 344 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,363 - Damn you feel good. 345 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,053 - I'm glad, you feel good too. 346 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,400 Are you sure I'm what you want? 347 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:21,873 - Yes. 348 00:25:21,873 --> 00:25:24,783 (whooshing) 349 00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:26,783 - I want you to be sure. 350 00:25:28,907 --> 00:25:30,407 - Who do you like? 351 00:25:32,522 --> 00:25:34,022 - Who do you want? 352 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:38,558 - Who do you wanna be with? 353 00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:41,475 - (stammers) What? 354 00:25:44,493 --> 00:25:46,152 - Who do you want? 355 00:25:46,152 --> 00:25:48,402 (stutters) 356 00:25:50,139 --> 00:25:52,124 Who do you like? 357 00:25:52,124 --> 00:25:53,791 - Who do you like 358 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:55,791 - I want you to be sure. 359 00:26:02,331 --> 00:26:04,748 - Who do you want to be with? 360 00:26:07,187 --> 00:26:08,887 - Do you still want to be with me? 361 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:14,606 - Yes, I still want to be with you. 362 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:16,939 (whooshing) 363 00:26:32,238 --> 00:26:33,905 - [Virtuality] John. 364 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:52,740 (labored breathing) 365 00:26:54,084 --> 00:26:54,917 John. 366 00:27:13,931 --> 00:27:16,931 (electric whirring) 367 00:27:25,573 --> 00:27:26,406 Johnny. 368 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:36,251 (labored breathing) 369 00:27:42,217 --> 00:27:45,384 (electronic whirring) 370 00:28:03,671 --> 00:28:06,671 (labored breathing) 371 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:11,706 Oh, Johnny. 372 00:28:17,672 --> 00:28:19,672 (sighs) 373 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:24,374 - Coffee. 374 00:28:33,414 --> 00:28:35,057 Kim? 375 00:28:35,057 --> 00:28:38,057 (suspenseful music) 376 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,385 (heels clacking softly) 377 00:29:08,397 --> 00:29:11,533 Must have spent too much time in the virtual world. 378 00:29:12,455 --> 00:29:14,126 (sighs) I'm seeing things. 379 00:29:14,126 --> 00:29:16,876 (heels clacking) 380 00:29:20,046 --> 00:29:22,713 (motor humming) 381 00:29:38,976 --> 00:29:40,143 - Hi, sweetie! 382 00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:03,211 (key clatters) 383 00:30:03,211 --> 00:30:05,544 Damn, what the hell is this? 384 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:14,353 Don't worry, Sammy, we're at the right house. 385 00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:17,453 Mommy's just losing her marbles. 386 00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:36,073 - Okay, I'm acting weird. 387 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:42,333 (rattling) 388 00:30:51,359 --> 00:30:54,330 (rattling) 389 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,397 - Dropped my banana. 390 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:00,299 Okay. 391 00:31:04,289 --> 00:31:07,039 (heels clacking) 392 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,753 (alarm beeping) 393 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,280 (sighs) 394 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,300 - Daddy installed a new computer security system. 395 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,650 Yeah, Daddy's supposed to be a computer genius. 396 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,333 Mommy's gonna go look for an open window, Sammy. 397 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,053 I'll be right back. 398 00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,093 Yes! 399 00:31:58,448 --> 00:32:00,865 (TV buzzing) 400 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,100 - Hey John, what's up? 401 00:32:21,823 --> 00:32:24,490 (door creaking) 402 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:34,438 (shoes thudding) 403 00:32:37,347 --> 00:32:38,340 (infant crying) 404 00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:40,832 (dramatic music) 405 00:32:40,832 --> 00:32:41,665 Sammy! 406 00:32:43,384 --> 00:32:44,588 Sammy. 407 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:45,421 Sammy! 408 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,484 - Ma'am, you live here? 409 00:32:49,484 --> 00:32:50,520 - Yeah. 410 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,820 - Okay, we received a silent alarm 411 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:53,920 to alert us there might be an intruder inside. 412 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,060 - Oh yeah, my keys didn't work. 413 00:32:56,060 --> 00:32:57,261 I had to go in through a window. 414 00:32:57,261 --> 00:32:58,661 - Do you have any ID, Ma'am? 415 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:00,963 - Yeah. 416 00:33:00,963 --> 00:33:02,040 - Let's take a look at it. 417 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,550 (suspenseful music) 418 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:14,221 - Virtue? 419 00:33:14,221 --> 00:33:16,010 - Can't help you. 420 00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:17,763 Virtue isn't one of my virtues. 421 00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:21,630 - You have your own computer, don't you, Charlie? 422 00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:24,670 - Didn't see you around, thought I'd check your progress. 423 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,150 How's your sex drive? 424 00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:28,000 - Very funny, how'd you get my access code? 425 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,870 - It wasn't locked. 426 00:33:29,870 --> 00:33:32,333 We're supposed to be running a tight ship around here. 427 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,180 This program is worth millions. 428 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,900 - It wasn't locked? 429 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,410 I don't expect people to be sneaking around my office 430 00:33:38,410 --> 00:33:40,550 while I'm gone, that includes you. 431 00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:44,130 - Look, you got one week left, I'm counting on you. 432 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:47,180 - Wait a minute, it was two weeks a couple of days ago. 433 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:48,670 You're cutting my time in half? 434 00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:50,960 - Gotta do it, buddy, it's not coming from me. 435 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,018 Marketing department needs time to learn the program 436 00:33:53,018 --> 00:33:55,180 if they're going to sell it at the convention. 437 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,800 - You're a real piece of work, you know that, Charlie? 438 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,500 Sometimes I think you're trying to sabotage my career. 439 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,140 - You're the best I've got, John. 440 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,320 Why would I do that? 441 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,930 - Jealousy, I make it happen, I do all the work. 442 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:07,700 You're just an office manager. 443 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,863 You make sure the time clock is well-oiled. 444 00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:17,393 - This ain't gonna get personal, you got one week. 445 00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:20,910 - Then give me some help. 446 00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:23,040 Listen, this thing is right up Fred's alley. 447 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,350 Why do I have to finish it? 448 00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:26,440 - Because you're the best. 449 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,440 We agreed when I made you a senior partner 450 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,453 that you'd handle our biggest projects. 451 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:36,543 - Fine. 452 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,180 But my name doesn't go anywhere near this project, 453 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,670 not as long as I'm married and my parents are still alive. 454 00:34:42,670 --> 00:34:43,830 You understand that? 455 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:44,763 - How is Karen? 456 00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:48,760 - She's fine. 457 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:53,184 - Great, now get back to our little goldmine. 458 00:34:53,184 --> 00:34:55,702 (thrilling music) 459 00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:56,535 - Yeah. 460 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,739 - Night, honey. 461 00:35:05,739 --> 00:35:07,531 - Night, sweetheart. 462 00:35:07,531 --> 00:35:10,174 I'm sorry about that screw-up with the security system. 463 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:12,710 I thought I debugged it. 464 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,192 - Okay, honey. 465 00:35:14,192 --> 00:35:18,650 Just disconnect it or whatever it is you need to do, okay? 466 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:19,483 - Sure. 467 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:25,453 - Honey. 468 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,353 Honey? 469 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:34,993 You asleep? 470 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:44,416 (whirring) 471 00:35:57,980 --> 00:36:01,397 (computer keys clicking) 472 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:06,123 Where'd the extra 200 thou come from? 473 00:36:10,904 --> 00:36:13,071 (dialing) 474 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,000 Hi Steve, it's John. 475 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,645 Put Karen on, will ya? 476 00:36:17,645 --> 00:36:19,424 (buzzing) 477 00:36:19,424 --> 00:36:20,757 - [Karen] Hello? 478 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:23,690 Hello? 479 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,810 - Hi, sweetie. 480 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:25,970 - Hi, sexy. 481 00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:27,370 - [Karen] Who is that? 482 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:29,820 - Just Fred's idea of a joke. 483 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,440 Some sort of virtual hooker program outtake. 484 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,993 I'll talk to you later, sweetie. 485 00:36:35,510 --> 00:36:38,033 - If I'm a hooker, what does that make you? 486 00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,230 - Shut down program. 487 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,390 - Is this your way of saying that you 488 00:36:42,390 --> 00:36:43,603 don't wanna see me now? 489 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,913 See you later. 490 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:51,119 (sighs) 491 00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:55,530 - Hey, pal. 492 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:56,470 - Hey. 493 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:58,430 - How's the happy hooker? 494 00:36:58,430 --> 00:36:59,570 - She's having a great time. 495 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:02,610 It's me I'm starting to worry about. 496 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:03,510 - What's going on? 497 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:07,060 - It's probably nothing, just some trouble 498 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,393 with the exit matrix. 499 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,830 - Hey, if you need some help I'll dive right in there. 500 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,080 - Nah, I'll deal with it. 501 00:37:13,948 --> 00:37:16,848 I think the problem's as much in my head as anything else. 502 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,827 Activate interface. 503 00:37:27,827 --> 00:37:30,077 (whirring) 504 00:37:38,650 --> 00:37:40,350 - I thought you could use a drink. 505 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:43,360 - I think you're right. 506 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,363 - Maybe a back rub? 507 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,973 - No, that'd be Karen. 508 00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:49,020 - I know, you always give her a message. 509 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,973 When was the last time you had one? 510 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,283 - I can't remember. 511 00:37:54,283 --> 00:37:56,383 - When was the last time you got anything? 512 00:37:57,730 --> 00:37:59,910 - That's none of your business. 513 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,813 - Last night, the night before? 514 00:38:02,694 --> 00:38:04,977 (lips smacking) 515 00:38:04,977 --> 00:38:06,180 - It doesn't matter. 516 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,810 - Well, it matters to me. 517 00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:10,473 You deserve whatever you want on demand. 518 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:14,150 - That only exists in the movies and cyberspace. 519 00:38:14,150 --> 00:38:15,450 - Well, it exists with me. 520 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,453 - Like I said, in cyberspace. 521 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:21,123 You're not real. 522 00:38:23,296 --> 00:38:24,660 (lips smacking) 523 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,760 - Does that feel real? 524 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,603 - Yes it feels real, but I know that it isn't. 525 00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:34,826 - I'm as real as you want me to be. 526 00:38:40,846 --> 00:38:42,287 (sighs) 527 00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:44,037 - That's the problem. 528 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,734 (phone ringing) 529 00:39:26,437 --> 00:39:27,844 - John? 530 00:39:27,844 --> 00:39:32,844 (woman moaning) (woman laughing) 531 00:40:01,662 --> 00:40:04,245 (lock beeping) 532 00:40:27,749 --> 00:40:31,003 (lips smacking) 533 00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:33,268 - Sorry I'm so late. 534 00:40:33,268 --> 00:40:35,790 - Why didn't you call? 535 00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:39,210 - I got stuck in this program, I lost track of time. 536 00:40:41,015 --> 00:40:41,848 - Okay. 537 00:40:46,591 --> 00:40:49,258 (lips smacking) 538 00:41:15,924 --> 00:41:17,341 I love you, John. 539 00:41:19,015 --> 00:41:20,432 - I love you too. 540 00:41:28,548 --> 00:41:29,628 (alarm blaring) 541 00:41:29,628 --> 00:41:30,545 - The baby! 542 00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:34,324 (infant crying) 543 00:41:59,536 --> 00:42:01,703 (beeping) 544 00:42:06,341 --> 00:42:10,293 - Why the hell did the smoke alarm system go into test mode? 545 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,810 - Because you said you loved her. 546 00:42:17,190 --> 00:42:18,023 - What? 547 00:42:29,785 --> 00:42:31,085 - Hey, Mark. - Hey, Fred. 548 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,013 - Sorry I'm late. 549 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,090 What's this all about? 550 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:43,170 - Beats me, you look like hell, man. 551 00:42:43,170 --> 00:42:44,680 - Thanks. 552 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,410 - All right, it looks like we're all here except one 553 00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:48,700 so let me begin by thanking you all 554 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,000 for your hard work these past few months. 555 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,770 The projections for Space Bandit are proving true. 556 00:42:53,770 --> 00:42:56,230 And we all know how well Dr. X's Dungeon is doing. 557 00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:58,280 - Way to go, John. 558 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,850 - Yes, we're all aware of John's debugging exploits 559 00:43:00,850 --> 00:43:03,560 but one man can't do it alone. 560 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,220 I'm not saying that's been the case but it's a group effort. 561 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:11,290 We all reap the rewards, we all share the sacrifices. 562 00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:12,123 We're a team. 563 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,330 That being said, I'd like to introduce the newest member 564 00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:19,573 of our team, Ms. Cynthia Lee. 565 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:25,880 Ms. Lee, why don't you say a few words, introduce yourself. 566 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,420 - I headed the Icarus Project throughout its formative years 567 00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:30,250 and I'm looking forward to doing the same 568 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,420 with the Richfield Project. 569 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,290 Other than that, I'm looking forward 570 00:43:34,290 --> 00:43:35,640 to working with all of you. 571 00:43:39,157 --> 00:43:40,550 - Them's the breaks, pal. 572 00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:42,230 She'll probably fall flat on her ass 573 00:43:42,230 --> 00:43:44,893 and you'll end up taking over the Richfield Project anyway. 574 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,800 - I don't believe that we've been introduced. 575 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,300 - How'd you get out? 576 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,370 - I don't understand. 577 00:43:51,370 --> 00:43:52,730 - Ms. Lee, allow me to introduce 578 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:55,620 one of our resident geniuses, John Lewis. 579 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:59,100 - Mr. Lewis, it's a pleasure. 580 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,870 Your reputation precedes you. 581 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:03,856 - So what's next, you morph into some sexy lingerie? 582 00:44:03,856 --> 00:44:04,980 (chuckles) 583 00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:06,190 - Excuse us, Ms. Lee. 584 00:44:06,190 --> 00:44:08,467 John's been sitting in front of the computer monitor 585 00:44:08,467 --> 00:44:10,267 a bit long, if you know what I mean. 586 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:14,820 Look John, I'm sorry about the Richfield job but get a grip. 587 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,440 I know how much it meant to you but business is business. 588 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,140 - She's getting back at me. 589 00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,980 She's taking Richfield to get back at me. 590 00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:22,070 - You're not making sense. 591 00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:23,530 If you talk that way to her again 592 00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:25,610 she slaps us with a sexual harassment suit 593 00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:27,120 faster than we know what hit us. 594 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,853 - You don't get it do you, she's the Virtual Girl. 595 00:44:31,110 --> 00:44:32,740 She's Virtuality, the sex toy you're 596 00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:35,260 hoping to make millions with, don't you get it? 597 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:36,583 - She's Virtuality? 598 00:44:37,570 --> 00:44:39,922 - And you just handed her my future. 599 00:44:39,922 --> 00:44:42,922 (suspenseful music) 600 00:44:45,110 --> 00:44:47,270 - He created Virtual Girl. 601 00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:50,370 He was a lonely computer geek who had a crush on me. 602 00:44:50,370 --> 00:44:51,423 It's not my fault. 603 00:44:52,311 --> 00:44:55,720 It was the company Christmas party, I was drunk, 604 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:59,350 he was kind of cute, and he just never got over it. 605 00:44:59,350 --> 00:45:02,740 - So you agreed to Virtual Girl in writing. 606 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,613 - Yes, I did. 607 00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:08,450 - That's enough for me. 608 00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:09,650 - I don't buy any of this. 609 00:45:09,650 --> 00:45:12,940 - Listen, I don't owe either of you an explanation. 610 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:15,010 So if you'll excuse me I have a corner office 611 00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:15,843 to settle into. 612 00:45:22,930 --> 00:45:26,310 - This is spooky, this is real spooky. 613 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:27,800 - Let it go, John. 614 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,340 You're an asset to this company, don't change that. 615 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,199 I need a martini. 616 00:45:40,199 --> 00:45:42,449 (whirring) 617 00:45:45,138 --> 00:45:48,805 - Virtual Girl] Spank me, I've been so bad. 618 00:45:52,481 --> 00:45:54,731 No stop, please, I beg you. 619 00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:05,428 Stop. 620 00:46:05,428 --> 00:46:06,700 (laughs) 621 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:09,030 - Don't do that anymore. 622 00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:10,890 - You didn't seem to mind. 623 00:46:10,890 --> 00:46:11,723 - Just don't. 624 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,130 - Your on edge, aren't you? 625 00:46:14,130 --> 00:46:16,020 - Yeah, and you're not helping. 626 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:18,683 - Baby, I am the only reason that you're hanging on. 627 00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:23,313 So what's the problem? 628 00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:29,873 - My job, my home life, (sighs) my mental health. 629 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,270 - Well, your home life is no surprise but I thought you 630 00:46:33,270 --> 00:46:36,110 were the resident genius over at the corporation. 631 00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:38,740 - I'm beginning to feel like the resident chump. 632 00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:41,323 - Overworked and underappreciated huh? 633 00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:44,523 - That pretty much sums it up. 634 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,833 - Is there anything I can do? 635 00:46:50,230 --> 00:46:52,030 - Not unless I moved into your world 636 00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,603 like you moved into mine. 637 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,710 - What do you mean? 638 00:46:57,710 --> 00:47:01,453 - Cynthia Lee, that's your real name. 639 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,290 - If that's what you want you can call me that. 640 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,540 You can do anything you want. 641 00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:10,310 - Cynthia Lee just took over my dream project. 642 00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:11,563 She looks just like you. 643 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,303 - Just like me? 644 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,043 - To a T. 645 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,083 At first I thought. 646 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,670 I thought it was you, it blew my mind. 647 00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:28,890 She says the computer geek that dreamed you up 648 00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:31,600 patterned you after her. 649 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,683 - It was a team. 650 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,750 - What? 651 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:39,160 - It wasn't just one person, it was a team. 652 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,550 Three specialists working in secret. 653 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:44,930 It was just a game at first but the more they experimented 654 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:47,960 the more the potential for the project became apparent. 655 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,653 Martin Spammer created me. 656 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,600 My hair, my body, everything. 657 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,330 He was a disgusting twerp, sleeping with him sickened me. 658 00:47:57,330 --> 00:48:00,190 He didn't belong in my world. 659 00:48:00,190 --> 00:48:03,410 He created me for his own personal use. 660 00:48:03,410 --> 00:48:05,640 It became day and night for him, 661 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,664 which was no big deal since he 662 00:48:07,664 --> 00:48:10,330 had no personal life to speak of. 663 00:48:10,330 --> 00:48:13,454 It became too much for him and he lost his mind. 664 00:48:13,454 --> 00:48:16,204 (head exploding) 665 00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:22,243 The second guy was different, his motive was profit. 666 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,510 He had the third guy removed from the project. 667 00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:28,410 He was a cold, heartless business man. 668 00:48:29,330 --> 00:48:31,083 But he finally saw the light. 669 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:35,670 He took a powder and hasn't been seen since. 670 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:38,370 Cynthia Lee was the fuel for the fantasy. 671 00:48:38,370 --> 00:48:41,010 I am the fantasy realized. 672 00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:43,890 - I like you a lot better than her, Virtue. 673 00:48:43,890 --> 00:48:46,152 - She really pissed you off, huh? 674 00:48:46,152 --> 00:48:47,902 - You could say that. 675 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:51,503 - Well, then I don't like her either. 676 00:48:53,070 --> 00:48:54,215 - It's time for me to go. 677 00:48:54,215 --> 00:48:55,234 - No, stay. 678 00:48:55,234 --> 00:48:57,450 - No, I've been here too long already. 679 00:48:57,450 --> 00:48:59,210 - It's never long enough for me. 680 00:49:00,553 --> 00:49:03,015 (lips smacking) 681 00:49:03,015 --> 00:49:04,315 - You're addictive. 682 00:49:04,315 --> 00:49:05,795 - Let me give you a fix. 683 00:49:05,795 --> 00:49:08,545 (romantic music) 684 00:49:50,253 --> 00:49:53,836 (soft rock music on radio) 685 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,030 - Hi. 686 00:50:02,030 --> 00:50:04,150 - Where the hell have you been? 687 00:50:04,150 --> 00:50:05,840 - At work, I'm sorry. 688 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,740 - What's her name? 689 00:50:08,530 --> 00:50:09,363 - What? 690 00:50:10,693 --> 00:50:12,543 - Don't make me repeat myself. 691 00:50:13,530 --> 00:50:16,020 - I don't know what your talking about. 692 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:18,563 - Okay, I'll spell it out for you. 693 00:50:19,930 --> 00:50:22,670 What's the name of the whore you've been screwing? 694 00:50:22,670 --> 00:50:23,503 - Karen, I-- 695 00:50:23,503 --> 00:50:28,140 - I work, I mother, and tonight I cooked. 696 00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,990 - Karen, I didn't know. 697 00:50:29,990 --> 00:50:32,990 - I left three messages on your voicemail. 698 00:50:32,990 --> 00:50:34,980 My mother's watching the baby tonight. 699 00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:36,203 - You left me messages? 700 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,820 - Don't give me that. 701 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:40,020 - Just get the fuck out! 702 00:50:41,570 --> 00:50:44,587 - Karen if, just let me explain. 703 00:50:44,587 --> 00:50:46,923 - No, not tonight. 704 00:50:48,010 --> 00:50:50,813 Why don't you go spend the night at your girlfriend's house? 705 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:00,420 - I'll call Fred. 706 00:51:03,050 --> 00:51:06,050 (suspenseful music) 707 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,160 - Sorry about the orange juice, pal. 708 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,270 The only thing in my fridge that 709 00:51:22,270 --> 00:51:23,760 isn't spent are the ice cubes. 710 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,610 - Oh, it's all right, I wasn't thirsty anyway. 711 00:51:26,610 --> 00:51:27,700 - Come on, John, Karen's great. 712 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:28,960 She'll get over it. 713 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,428 - She thinks I'm cheating on her. 714 00:51:31,428 --> 00:51:33,440 I'm not sure she's wrong. 715 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,880 - How could your old pal Fred be the last to know? 716 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,240 Is it one of the sex-etaries? 717 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:39,650 The one in finance with the braces and a nice rack? 718 00:51:39,650 --> 00:51:41,380 - [John] No. 719 00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:44,900 - I know, it's the old broad with the Tina Turner legs 720 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,163 next to Mort's office. 721 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,383 - It's Virtuality. 722 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:50,780 - You're kidding me. 723 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,140 - I can't leave her alone. 724 00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:54,470 - Virtuality isn't real, she's a program, 725 00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:55,670 she's a load of megs. 726 00:51:55,670 --> 00:51:56,653 - She talks to me. 727 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,810 Sometimes I think she's in love with me. 728 00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:03,210 - That's because you're doing a great job with her. 729 00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:04,830 - I haven't done a damn thing. 730 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:06,526 A little cosmetic surgery in the beginning, 731 00:52:06,526 --> 00:52:09,180 but that's it, it's been there from the start. 732 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:12,400 - Forget about it, Karen can't be jealous of a computer. 733 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,730 That's like you getting jealous of her 734 00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:15,860 heating up a footlong in the microwave. 735 00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:17,770 Virtuality isn't real. 736 00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:21,280 Repeat after me, "Virtuality isn't real." 737 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,113 Say it! 738 00:52:26,170 --> 00:52:27,820 - Virtuality isn't real. 739 00:52:27,820 --> 00:52:28,653 - [Fred] Again. 740 00:52:30,090 --> 00:52:31,870 - Virtuality isn't real. 741 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,040 - [Fred] Again. 742 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,480 - Virtuality isn't real. 743 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,313 - Feel better? 744 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:37,773 - Beautiful. 745 00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:43,708 (suspenseful music) 746 00:52:54,793 --> 00:52:56,578 (phone dialing) 747 00:52:56,578 --> 00:52:59,245 (phone ringing) 748 00:53:04,622 --> 00:53:05,750 - Hello? 749 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:07,823 - Karen, it's me. 750 00:53:09,210 --> 00:53:10,903 I just called to say I love you. 751 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,613 You're the only one, ever. 752 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,313 - I love you too, John. 753 00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:19,160 - Whatever's wrong, we can work it out. 754 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,980 - I wanna work it out too. 755 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,483 - How's Sammy? 756 00:53:26,910 --> 00:53:28,803 - My Mom says he misses his daddy. 757 00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:34,670 - Hey, aren't you supposed to be at work. 758 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:37,060 - Well, I didn't sleep a wink last night 759 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:39,473 so I'm playing hooky. 760 00:53:41,430 --> 00:53:42,333 - See you tonight? 761 00:53:44,910 --> 00:53:46,010 - I'll think about it. 762 00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:49,861 - Bye-bye. 763 00:53:49,861 --> 00:53:50,694 - Bye. 764 00:53:51,534 --> 00:53:53,701 (beeping) 765 00:53:56,002 --> 00:53:58,002 (sighs) 766 00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:07,458 (doorbell ringing) 767 00:54:15,545 --> 00:54:18,462 (doorbell ringing) 768 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,553 - Nice digs. 769 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,433 - Yes? 770 00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:28,543 - Mrs. Karen Lewis? 771 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:30,630 - Yes. 772 00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:33,113 - I was sent by Mr. Lewis, his secretary called. 773 00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:36,793 I'm the masseur. 774 00:54:38,728 --> 00:54:39,561 - Masseur? 775 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,270 Is this a joke? 776 00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:44,641 - No joke, I'm a licensed professional. 777 00:54:44,641 --> 00:54:46,043 And I'm not cheap. 778 00:54:48,490 --> 00:54:50,163 - I don't know. 779 00:54:52,530 --> 00:54:53,980 - I've already been paid for. 780 00:54:59,145 --> 00:55:01,310 (whirring) 781 00:55:01,310 --> 00:55:02,723 - Come inside and play. 782 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,243 Face to face. 783 00:55:08,481 --> 00:55:09,697 - I gotta fix that bug. 784 00:55:11,732 --> 00:55:13,899 (beeping) 785 00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:18,510 (computer keys clicking) 786 00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:21,573 - Well, I guess this is more original than flowers. 787 00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:26,440 - I often get hired by husbands, lovers, boyfriends, 788 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,103 girlfriends, you name it. 789 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,333 Great setting, very relaxing. 790 00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:38,970 Oh, you're gonna have to take off the robe, Mrs. Lewis. 791 00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:40,793 - Oh yeah, right. 792 00:55:51,970 --> 00:55:52,803 - Great. 793 00:55:53,820 --> 00:55:56,453 Just relax, let me do the rest. 794 00:55:59,206 --> 00:56:02,206 (suspenseful music) 795 00:56:09,884 --> 00:56:11,279 (buzzing) 796 00:56:11,279 --> 00:56:13,696 - [Computer] You've got mail. 797 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,773 - An emergency? 798 00:56:24,930 --> 00:56:25,996 (phone dialing) 799 00:56:25,996 --> 00:56:28,663 (phone ringing) 800 00:56:33,562 --> 00:56:36,145 - You have beautiful soft skin. 801 00:56:38,421 --> 00:56:41,088 (phone ringing) 802 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,570 Ignore it, that's what voicemail's for. 803 00:56:49,952 --> 00:56:52,619 - What the heck, I deserve this. 804 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,503 - Hey, what's up, cowboy, Montezuma's Revenge? 805 00:57:04,503 --> 00:57:06,563 - It's Karen, some kind of emergency. 806 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:18,458 (lock beeping) 807 00:57:23,461 --> 00:57:25,211 - How does that feel? 808 00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:28,306 (engine revving) 809 00:57:28,306 --> 00:57:31,223 (tires screeching) 810 00:58:08,162 --> 00:58:10,449 (horn honking) 811 00:58:10,449 --> 00:58:11,669 - Get outta the way! 812 00:58:11,669 --> 00:58:13,586 - Hey, fuck you, buddy! 813 00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:18,041 (tires screeching) 814 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:25,428 - Karen? 815 00:59:28,494 --> 00:59:29,327 Karen? 816 00:59:42,609 --> 00:59:43,773 - Who the hell are you? 817 00:59:45,485 --> 00:59:46,504 What? 818 00:59:46,504 --> 00:59:47,527 (fist smashes) (groans) 819 00:59:47,527 --> 00:59:50,277 (water splashes) 820 00:59:52,962 --> 00:59:54,977 I'll sue your rich ass! 821 00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:01,230 - Catching you being massaged by your lover 822 01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:04,360 isn't my idea of an emergency, Karen. 823 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,720 In fact, it's just about enough to put me over the edge. 824 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,880 I'm going back to Virtuality. 825 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,130 - Virtuality? 826 01:00:11,130 --> 01:00:13,770 - The whore girlfriend you asked me about? 827 01:00:13,770 --> 01:00:15,370 The difference between you and me 828 01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:17,180 is that my lover isn't real, she's a damned program. 829 01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:19,220 - What are you talking about? 830 01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:20,980 - I've been working on a virtual lover program 831 01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:22,123 called Virtual Girl. 832 01:00:23,303 --> 01:00:26,883 The problem is she's too smart and she's too real. 833 01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:29,800 - I don't know what you're talking about, 834 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,840 but I do know you're the one who 835 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,530 sent that masseur over here! 836 01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:33,363 - [John] What? 837 01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:36,780 - He said that massage was a gift from you. 838 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,830 - It was Virtuality. 839 01:00:42,830 --> 01:00:44,290 - What? - She sent him here. 840 01:00:44,290 --> 01:00:45,870 She sent me your emergency email. 841 01:00:45,870 --> 01:00:47,720 She set off the smoke detectors. 842 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,990 - You're losing me. 843 01:00:48,990 --> 01:00:51,870 - Don't you see, she's in love with me. 844 01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:53,300 She trying to ruin us. 845 01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,700 - Take a step back here, like to the beginning. 846 01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:56,650 - There's no time. 847 01:00:56,650 --> 01:00:58,450 You're not safe here, Karen, you're gonna have to trust me. 848 01:00:58,450 --> 01:00:59,572 Go to your mother's. 849 01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,056 - John, you're scaring me. 850 01:01:01,056 --> 01:01:02,890 - I'm scared too, just trust me. 851 01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:04,940 Go to your mother's, I'll call you there. 852 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:15,419 (computer keys clicking) 853 01:01:31,419 --> 01:01:32,252 - [Journalist] Thanks, Aaron. 854 01:01:32,252 --> 01:01:34,430 You know technology today has begun to pervade 855 01:01:34,430 --> 01:01:36,303 every aspect of our lives. 856 01:01:36,303 --> 01:01:40,803 Many think it's gone too far, some say not far enough. 857 01:01:42,525 --> 01:01:44,296 Cellphones, beepers, pagers. 858 01:01:44,296 --> 01:01:46,456 Whoa, this just in, over to you, Vivienne. 859 01:01:46,456 --> 01:01:47,617 - [Virtual Girl] Don't do this, John. 860 01:01:47,617 --> 01:01:51,587 You know I'm the only one who really loves you. 861 01:01:51,587 --> 01:01:55,542 You can't get away from me and why would you want to? 862 01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:57,340 I'm the perfect girl. 863 01:01:57,340 --> 01:01:59,757 I'll do whatever you want except leave. 864 01:02:00,781 --> 01:02:02,694 - [Journalist] Emails, emails, emails, emails. 865 01:02:02,694 --> 01:02:05,111 Who knows what's coming next. 866 01:02:10,175 --> 01:02:14,214 (electricity cracking) 867 01:02:14,214 --> 01:02:15,197 - [Virtual Girl] You know I'll kill the bitch 868 01:02:15,197 --> 01:02:17,320 if you don't come back to me. 869 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,962 - Not if I kill you first. 870 01:02:19,962 --> 01:02:23,212 (electricity cracking) 871 01:02:25,389 --> 01:02:26,968 (tires screeching) (screaming) 872 01:02:26,968 --> 01:02:29,835 (crashing) 873 01:02:29,835 --> 01:02:31,989 (electronic whirring) 874 01:02:31,989 --> 01:02:33,906 - Come inside and play. 875 01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:35,983 Come inside my world. 876 01:02:37,210 --> 01:02:39,690 Take me on face-to-face. 877 01:02:39,690 --> 01:02:41,443 Remember, I'm not real. 878 01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:44,130 - I should run a reverse virus program 879 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:46,710 through the exit matrix. 880 01:02:46,710 --> 01:02:48,680 - It could still work for us, John. 881 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,700 You'll see. 882 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:50,593 - Excuse me! 883 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:54,020 I know these virtual systems are realistic 884 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:57,380 but you have to worry when you start talking back. 885 01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:59,200 - Knock next time, all right? 886 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,480 - So, that's my evil twin, huh? 887 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,710 - Be careful. 888 01:03:03,710 --> 01:03:04,543 - Hmm. 889 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,233 I can hardly see the pixels, it's good, could be better. 890 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,560 Strictly for tourists and frat boys, 891 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,103 just like cheesy strip clubs. 892 01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:18,160 Temperamental. 893 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,363 - I'm working on that. 894 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,140 - I'm here to pick up the Richfield files. 895 01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:26,250 I heard that somehow you ended up with some of them. 896 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,800 - Talk to my secretary. 897 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,540 - I hope there are no hard feelings over this. 898 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:33,600 - Like I said, talk to my secretary. 899 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,704 - When Richfield takes off, I'd be happy 900 01:03:34,704 --> 01:03:37,400 to offer you an advisory position. 901 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,650 - I'll keep that in mind. 902 01:03:39,510 --> 01:03:41,933 - Good, I'll leave you two alone now. 903 01:03:45,513 --> 01:03:47,680 (sighing) 904 01:03:49,044 --> 01:03:52,390 (phone ringing) 905 01:03:52,390 --> 01:03:53,223 - Yes? 906 01:03:56,530 --> 01:03:58,120 Bank fraud? 907 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,200 - And somehow $200,000 ended up in your account 908 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,838 via some complicated wire transaction. 909 01:04:03,838 --> 01:04:06,370 - Sounds like you've made a mistake. 910 01:04:06,370 --> 01:04:08,340 You banking conglomerates do seem to 911 01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:10,760 have a hard time minding the small details. 912 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,780 - This is not a small detail. 913 01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:15,370 You work in the computer business, don't you, Mr. Lewis? 914 01:04:15,370 --> 01:04:17,120 - In one way or another, we all do. 915 01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:22,582 - Computers certainly facilitate the transaction 916 01:04:22,582 --> 01:04:26,403 of large sums of money, like this wire transfer. 917 01:04:27,790 --> 01:04:29,070 - I didn't do it. 918 01:04:29,070 --> 01:04:31,110 I haven't touch the money, you can have it back. 919 01:04:31,110 --> 01:04:34,623 Now unless you're taking me to jail, I'm going back to work. 920 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,820 - You look beat. 921 01:04:40,820 --> 01:04:42,105 - I need you to do some investigative work 922 01:04:42,105 --> 01:04:44,393 for me, Kim, and I need it quick. 923 01:04:45,630 --> 01:04:47,130 - Lay it on me. 924 01:04:47,130 --> 01:04:49,300 - I need to know if there are any unusual purchases 925 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,540 or financial transactions or anything odd 926 01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:54,300 that's come out of this office in the past week. 927 01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:55,430 - That's pretty vague. 928 01:04:55,430 --> 01:04:57,880 - You used to work in finance before coming to work for me, 929 01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:59,890 maybe you can call on some favors. 930 01:04:59,890 --> 01:05:03,090 I have an extra $200,000 in my checking account 931 01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:06,320 and it looks like it was a gift from the company. 932 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,490 - That's some bonus. 933 01:05:07,490 --> 01:05:10,520 - Yeah, it comes complete with a jail sentence. 934 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:14,750 Also, someone sent a masseur to my house then sent me email. 935 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:17,360 Try to trace anything unusual on the network. 936 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,970 Can you do that for me, Kim? 937 01:05:18,970 --> 01:05:20,560 - Well, I don't know what I'm looking for 938 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,400 but I'll jump right on it. 939 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,283 - And Kim, let's keep this to ourselves. 940 01:05:35,687 --> 01:05:37,851 (suspenseful music) 941 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:41,018 (electronic whirring) 942 01:05:43,516 --> 01:05:47,150 - I am as real as you can make me. 943 01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:48,974 (phone ringing) 944 01:05:48,974 --> 01:05:50,474 - [Kim] Mr. Lewis? 945 01:05:54,495 --> 01:05:55,745 - Karen, honey. 946 01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,926 - I guess I just lost control of the car. 947 01:06:00,926 --> 01:06:02,199 I don't know what happened. 948 01:06:02,199 --> 01:06:04,100 - The doctor says you have a mild concussion, 949 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:05,833 but you're gonna be all right. 950 01:06:07,190 --> 01:06:08,650 Honey, this is all my fault. 951 01:06:08,650 --> 01:06:11,150 - I know I've been spending too much time at work. 952 01:06:13,652 --> 01:06:15,483 John, what's happening to us? 953 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:18,410 - It's gonna be all right, Karen. 954 01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:20,443 We're gonna come through this thing together. 955 01:06:21,521 --> 01:06:22,855 - I don't know. 956 01:06:22,855 --> 01:06:23,688 - I do. 957 01:06:24,758 --> 01:06:25,970 (monitor beeping) 958 01:06:25,970 --> 01:06:27,900 - I was just so upset when I left. 959 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:31,033 It was like I just couldn't control the car anymore. 960 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:35,313 - I had some trouble with my car too. 961 01:06:35,313 --> 01:06:39,380 - It's like the breaks, they just wouldn't, I don't know. 962 01:06:40,883 --> 01:06:42,348 - I think I know what's going on. 963 01:06:42,348 --> 01:06:44,723 (monitor droning) 964 01:06:44,723 --> 01:06:47,573 - Maybe if the two of us could just get away for a while. 965 01:06:49,791 --> 01:06:52,290 (dramatic music) 966 01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:53,123 - Oh shit! 967 01:06:54,289 --> 01:06:55,470 (electricity cracking) 968 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:58,803 (Virtual Girl laughing) 969 01:07:02,906 --> 01:07:04,067 - John, what's going on? 970 01:07:04,067 --> 01:07:07,099 - It's that computer program, she's stalking me. 971 01:07:07,099 --> 01:07:08,263 - That's insane. 972 01:07:08,263 --> 01:07:11,900 - Maybe, but we're getting the hell out of here. 973 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:15,233 (Virtual Girl laughing) 974 01:07:17,055 --> 01:07:19,305 (laughing) 975 01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:28,919 (moaning) 976 01:07:30,136 --> 01:07:32,719 - Oh Charlie, that was amazing. 977 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:35,743 - Sure was. 978 01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:37,890 How about dinner? 979 01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:40,760 - No, I have things I need to get done. 980 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,170 - Hey, don't work so hard. 981 01:07:44,170 --> 01:07:47,370 As long as I'm running the show, you're doing great. 982 01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:48,755 - Bye. 983 01:07:48,755 --> 01:07:51,005 (chuckles) 984 01:07:52,060 --> 01:07:55,223 - Oh, it's great to be the boss. (laughs) 985 01:07:57,329 --> 01:08:00,329 (suspenseful music) 986 01:08:10,370 --> 01:08:11,203 - John? 987 01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:30,042 Bitch. 988 01:08:43,110 --> 01:08:45,860 (heels clacking) 989 01:08:57,549 --> 01:09:00,132 (bell dinging) 990 01:09:11,833 --> 01:09:14,833 (cables screeching) 991 01:09:17,212 --> 01:09:18,911 - [Virtual Girl] Bye, bitchy. 992 01:09:18,911 --> 01:09:20,233 - What the? 993 01:09:20,233 --> 01:09:22,463 (electricity buzzing) 994 01:09:22,463 --> 01:09:24,264 (Virtual Girl laughs) 995 01:09:24,264 --> 01:09:25,264 Who are you? 996 01:09:26,519 --> 01:09:29,945 (explosion blasting) 997 01:09:29,945 --> 01:09:31,262 (screaming) 998 01:09:31,262 --> 01:09:34,345 (explosion blasting) 999 01:09:46,162 --> 01:09:48,990 - I know what to do, I'm going back to the office. 1000 01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:51,270 It's time to face this thing head on. 1001 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:53,737 - John, I'm really confused. 1002 01:09:53,737 --> 01:09:54,570 (phone ringing) 1003 01:09:54,570 --> 01:09:55,830 - Just try and get some rest. 1004 01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:57,153 I'll take care of everything. 1005 01:09:58,450 --> 01:10:00,025 - Hello? - Hi Fred, meet me at 1006 01:10:00,025 --> 01:10:02,120 the office, I need your help, now. 1007 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:03,010 - [Fred] The office, now? 1008 01:10:03,010 --> 01:10:04,283 - Yes, right now. 1009 01:10:05,610 --> 01:10:07,060 - [Fred] But Michelle's coming over, come on. 1010 01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:08,130 - I don't care, Fred. 1011 01:10:08,130 --> 01:10:09,840 I'll see you in the parking lot, I'll explain everything. 1012 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:10,990 I'll meet you in front. 1013 01:10:12,340 --> 01:10:15,776 Whatever you do, don't go near the computer. 1014 01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:18,443 (lips smacking) 1015 01:10:21,530 --> 01:10:23,863 (whistling) 1016 01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:28,449 (feet pattering) 1017 01:10:28,449 --> 01:10:30,840 Thanks for coming, pal, I owe you one. 1018 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,216 - Hey, you'd do the same for me. 1019 01:10:33,216 --> 01:10:35,383 (beeping) 1020 01:10:40,030 --> 01:10:41,450 So what are we gonna do? 1021 01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:43,350 - I'm installing a virus in Virtual Girl. 1022 01:10:43,350 --> 01:10:45,560 That bitch is goin' down. 1023 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,393 - Are you crazy? 1024 01:10:46,393 --> 01:10:47,950 Virtual Girl's gonna be our biggest moneymaker. 1025 01:10:47,950 --> 01:10:49,100 You can't just kill it. 1026 01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:52,450 - Charlie never works late. 1027 01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,663 - Do you smell something burning? 1028 01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:05,626 - Charlie? 1029 01:11:08,868 --> 01:11:11,118 (sizzling) 1030 01:11:12,121 --> 01:11:13,121 - Holy shit. 1031 01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:25,980 Thanks for riding Virtual Girl, hope you enjoyed your trip. 1032 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,833 Let's go kick some cyber-ass. 1033 01:11:31,705 --> 01:11:34,372 (phone ringing) 1034 01:11:39,070 --> 01:11:39,903 - Hello? 1035 01:11:39,903 --> 01:11:41,111 - Mrs. Lewis. 1036 01:11:41,111 --> 01:11:42,560 - Yes. 1037 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,554 - This is Kim, is Mr. Lewis there? 1038 01:11:44,554 --> 01:11:45,925 - No. 1039 01:11:45,925 --> 01:11:49,090 - I have some information for him, it's important. 1040 01:11:49,090 --> 01:11:51,180 I tracked down those financials he asked me about 1041 01:11:51,180 --> 01:11:53,880 and as it turns out the transactions didn't go 1042 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:56,398 through John's access codes, they went through-- 1043 01:11:56,398 --> 01:11:58,648 (clicking) 1044 01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:02,040 - Are you sure you don't want me to come in there with you? 1045 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,690 - No, you better stay out here. 1046 01:12:03,690 --> 01:12:04,950 If it looks like anything's going wrong, 1047 01:12:04,950 --> 01:12:06,463 use a manual override. 1048 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:10,977 - What the hell is that? 1049 01:12:10,977 --> 01:12:12,960 - Just a little gift from Space Bandits, 1050 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,070 my electro-magneinizer. 1051 01:12:15,070 --> 01:12:18,440 Perfect for getting rid of those pesky little program bugs. 1052 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,273 - Great. 1053 01:12:21,660 --> 01:12:23,300 Let's rock. 1054 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:24,829 - Activate interface. 1055 01:12:24,829 --> 01:12:27,996 (electronic whirring) 1056 01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:40,400 (suspenseful music) 1057 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,623 (eerie laughing) 1058 01:12:42,623 --> 01:12:45,456 (weapon blasting) 1059 01:12:53,633 --> 01:12:55,800 (roaring) 1060 01:13:00,970 --> 01:13:03,290 - That's some fire extinguisher you've got there. 1061 01:13:03,290 --> 01:13:04,950 You must be feeling the heat. 1062 01:13:04,950 --> 01:13:07,420 - You won't be feeling much of anything for long. 1063 01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:09,120 - Ooh, tough guy. 1064 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,500 I always go for the sensitive type myself. 1065 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,280 It's the way I had you pegged. 1066 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,830 - I guess I changed when you tried to kill my wife. 1067 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,294 You must really hate me. 1068 01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:21,910 - I'm not programmed to hate. 1069 01:13:21,910 --> 01:13:24,467 I'm not programmed to feel any real emotion. 1070 01:13:24,467 --> 01:13:26,433 I'm just a sex toy, remember. 1071 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:30,890 - No, no you're not just a sex toy. 1072 01:13:30,890 --> 01:13:32,053 God help me, I don't know how it happened. 1073 01:13:32,053 --> 01:13:35,623 I don't know how they made you, but you're real. 1074 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,535 A real live monster. 1075 01:13:38,535 --> 01:13:41,360 - You didn't feel that way when you held me in your arms. 1076 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,853 Remember the passion, John? 1077 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,040 Was it just a dream? 1078 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:47,910 - More like a nightmare, it almost cost me my marriage. 1079 01:13:47,910 --> 01:13:49,153 Now I'm here to end it. 1080 01:13:53,290 --> 01:13:55,483 - One last roll in the hay before we say goodbye? 1081 01:13:55,483 --> 01:13:56,483 - No chance. 1082 01:13:58,117 --> 01:13:59,523 - Have it your way. 1083 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,688 That's the way you've gotten it all along. 1084 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,139 And one more thing. 1085 01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:05,292 - What? 1086 01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:06,970 - I didn't try to kill your wife. 1087 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,273 - She's right. 1088 01:14:17,494 --> 01:14:18,327 I did. 1089 01:14:22,910 --> 01:14:23,773 - I'm bleeding. 1090 01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:29,103 Maybe I'm real after all. 1091 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,500 - Kind of a moot point, wouldn't you say, pal? 1092 01:14:35,740 --> 01:14:36,620 - You tried to kill Karen? 1093 01:14:36,620 --> 01:14:41,620 - Uh huh, and now I'm gonna kill you, Mr. Senior Partner, 1094 01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:43,946 savior of the corporate universe. 1095 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:47,380 (electronic whooshing) 1096 01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:49,240 I was never much of the marrying kind. 1097 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:53,100 Not too lucky in love until Virtuality came along. 1098 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:55,496 - You're not making any sense, Fred. 1099 01:14:55,496 --> 01:14:58,812 - (sighs) I was part of the team that created Virtual Girl, 1100 01:14:58,812 --> 01:15:03,070 but they never understood, she was all mine. 1101 01:15:03,070 --> 01:15:04,763 So I programmed her for murder. 1102 01:15:06,510 --> 01:15:07,343 - You're crazy. 1103 01:15:07,343 --> 01:15:08,620 - I'm crazy? 1104 01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:11,260 You're the one who needs to hit the reset button, buddy. 1105 01:15:11,260 --> 01:15:14,000 You almost blew your marriage, your career, 1106 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:18,070 and a friendship over a computerized blowup doll. 1107 01:15:18,070 --> 01:15:20,750 Looks like it's gonna be until death do you part 1108 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,073 for you and my gal. 1109 01:15:25,290 --> 01:15:27,800 I removed the weapons disc before entering, 1110 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,870 kind of a little precaution. 1111 01:15:30,870 --> 01:15:34,480 I think Virtuality really did love you, the little hooker. 1112 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,890 She wouldn't kill ya, I asked her twice! 1113 01:15:37,890 --> 01:15:40,115 She had no problem bumping off those other two guys. 1114 01:15:40,115 --> 01:15:41,445 (electricity blasting) 1115 01:15:41,445 --> 01:15:43,170 (exploding) 1116 01:15:43,170 --> 01:15:45,280 Hey, I just got a thought. 1117 01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:46,580 - You're gonna drop the gun and 1118 01:15:46,580 --> 01:15:48,570 check yourself into an insane asylum? 1119 01:15:48,570 --> 01:15:50,730 - No, I was just thinking that now 1120 01:15:50,730 --> 01:15:52,950 that you're gonna be out of the picture maybe Karen and I 1121 01:15:52,950 --> 01:15:54,860 could set up a little love nest of our own. 1122 01:15:54,860 --> 01:15:55,795 - You son of a bitch! 1123 01:15:55,795 --> 01:15:58,020 (rifle cocking) 1124 01:15:58,020 --> 01:16:00,920 - As soon as the smoke clears from these little accidents, 1125 01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:03,439 I'm gonna be a pretty wealthy guy, wouldn't you say? 1126 01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:07,230 Chicks always go for the guys with the bucks. 1127 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,480 I didn't wanna have to get my hands dirty, but hey. 1128 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,203 If you want something done right you have to do it yourself. 1129 01:16:12,203 --> 01:16:13,386 (gun clatters) 1130 01:16:13,386 --> 01:16:14,553 - Get the gun! 1131 01:16:17,244 --> 01:16:19,827 (gun clatters) 1132 01:16:21,030 --> 01:16:25,530 (groaning) (grunting) 1133 01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:30,791 (whooshing) 1134 01:16:35,141 --> 01:16:37,248 (foot smashes) 1135 01:16:37,248 --> 01:16:39,374 (gun blasting) 1136 01:16:39,374 --> 01:16:41,707 (screaming) 1137 01:16:43,811 --> 01:16:46,478 (eerie roaring) 1138 01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:57,126 (dramatic music) 1139 01:17:04,290 --> 01:17:05,123 - Virtue! 1140 01:17:16,890 --> 01:17:19,450 - Now we can be together forever. 1141 01:17:19,450 --> 01:17:20,283 - I thought. 1142 01:17:22,130 --> 01:17:24,373 Karen, is that you? 1143 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:30,307 (lips smacking) 1144 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:37,250 Boy, am I glad to see you. 1145 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,760 - Your secretary traced the online 1146 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:40,203 activity to Fred's account. 1147 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,420 She even found out he had somehow gotten 1148 01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:44,620 into the computer at the hospital via modem. 1149 01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:46,563 - Fred. 1150 01:17:48,170 --> 01:17:51,383 - I knew something was wrong so I jacked in. 1151 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:54,790 - You're amazing. 1152 01:17:56,591 --> 01:17:59,341 (romantic music) 1153 01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:26,783 (thrilling music) 1154 01:21:33,332 --> 01:21:36,332 (suspenseful music) 1155 01:22:34,623 --> 01:22:37,373 (dramatic music)